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Before, During, and After: Poems ❰PDF / Epub❯ ✅ Before, During, and After: Poems Author Hal Sirowitz – Buyprobolan50.co.uk The title of Hal Sirowitz's new collection Before During and After is all about the one word it elides Sex In this book Sirowitz shares the ups and downs of his romantic history from adolescence to ad and After: eBook ☆ The title of Hal Sirowitz's new collection Before During and After is all about the one word it elides Sex In this book Sirowitz shares the ups and downs of his romantic history from adolescence to adulthood Sometimes Hal strikes out sometimes he gets lucky but he kisses and tells in the inimitable Sirowitz style that has inspired hilarity and Hal O Mania from New York to Norway And of course his mother still has plenty to say on the subject.


About the Author: Hal Sirowitz

and After: eBook ☆ Hal Sirowitz has been awarded a National Endowment for the Arts Fellowship is a New York Foundation for the Arts Fellow In Sirowitz was named Poet Laureate of ueens New York His poems have been widely anthologized in collections such as Garrison Keillor’s Good Poems and in Poetry in Motion from Coast to Coast He has performed on MTV’s Spoken Word Unplugged PBS’s Poetry Heaven.



5 thoughts on “Before, During, and After: Poems

  1. Melki Melki says:

    Ah love poems Odes and paeans poesies and praises Pretty words to prove the depth of one's feelings to coax a smile to a dear one's face to help the poet get laid Oh come on You know that's probably the REAL reason half of history's poetry was written Percy Bysshe Shelley wanted to get his ashes hauled With this collection of poetry Hal Sirowitz manages cut right to the heart genitals of the matter That's right The title refers to before during and after S E X These being modern times many of the poems deal with the will you call me later aspect of the glorious union There are also discussions of how to dispose of the condom including how not to spill its contentsTall Tale Make sure you flush the condomdown the toilet she said Youdon't have to worry about an alligatoreating it choking to death Therearen't any alligators living in the sewersIt's just an urban legend Your father probably told you that because hedidn't want you spending too much timeon the toilet He probably needed to sit thereFavoring the Nose The fact that you had to hide your penis from other men she said wheneveryou used the lockers or bathroomsmakes you want to show itto me But I'drather look at your noseAt least when something comes outof it you cover it upwith a handkerchief You don't get it all over meAnd there's also some advice here that men would be wise to heedSliding in the Pie Women need time than mento get ready for sex she saidYou can't just turn on the oven slide in a pie You haveto preheat it first by fidgeting with the temperature controlto make sure it's as hot as it says it isWhile not as funny as the author's Mother Said and Father Said Poems these poems are still worth a look Perhaps you could read them with your sweetie on Valentine's Day If you're still together afterwards you'll know it's a destiny kind of thingWhen Your Hand Is Your True Lover Even if our relationship didn'twork out she said at least yougot something from it a nicelong break from masturbating


  2. Rick Rick says:

    All of the poems in this volume are about sexual relationships Sirowitz is a local NY poet once Poet Laureate of ueens who has found some pockets of fame on NPR and oddly in Norway His punchy poems are wry often raucously funny vignettes that track through the four sections of the book from dating and first nights through to breakup They don’t offer much insight or accumulate into a complex portrait of human relations I think of Sirowitz of a satirist than a poet His little narratives are deceptively ordinary like an startling observation or complaint you might overhear on a subway or on the street “Did any of your former girlfriends ever tell you she said that you have sex on the brain? That’s all you think about I’m sure they weren’t as frank as me Instead of telling you they just stopped seeing you” Or “Each time I’ve come to this bar she said I’ve seen you here You look like you come here often You must be having trouble finding a steady girlfriend I hope you don’t think I’m being critical I can’t find a partner either I go to different bars so it isn’t as obvious” Or “I’ve noticed that the amount of times you’ve been kissing me she said has been declining at a steady rate the we have sex I’m hoping it doesn’t stop altogether Sex without kissing is like a gift you forgot to wrap” Or “Even if our relationship didn’t work out she said at least you got something from it—a nice long break from masturbating” And yes the “she said” conversational structure is Sirowitz’s signature Previous collections were called “Mother Said” and “My Therapist Said” and “Father Said”


  3. Phillip Phillip says:

    A really interesting collection of poems Sorowitz has captured the spirit of a character almost without ever writing about that character His poems so thoroughly express how others relate to the persona that we gain a sense of who he isStylistically these poems are short and pithy making the book a really uick read Sorowitz blends a fabulous sense of humor into the poems even those describing the most gut wrenching rejection and personal criticism Absloutely a fantastic poet and I intend to read by him


  4. Leonard Leonard says:

    Interesting collection of short comment poems from a woman talking about before during and after sex Some of these are wise and insightful and others less so Many are humorous but most reflect the casual shallow uncommitted and recreational approach to sexual intercourse in which many people indulge today Although they may seem simple and shallow at first reading they really do have depth and value


  5. Crystal Crystal says:

    Funny True Funny


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